domino college

found myself a matchbook

beside some hotel bed

opened it up and looked inside

and this is what it said

get on back to school

domino college

back to school

boneyard full of knowledge

working vacation in a third world nation

back to school

fly down to miami

get yourself a boat

fill it full of suntan oil

and rent yourself a goat

ain't no registration

ain't no student loan

you may not learn to read or write

but you will surely learn to roll them bones

get on back to school

domino college

back to school

boneyard full of knowledge

working vacation in a third world nation

back to school

they don't rap your knuckles

if you cut the class

they just track you through the jungle boy

then they kick your ass

it's a different kind of domino theory

they teach you down in butler town

if you lose you buy the booze

and then the student body all falls down

they can't get back to school

domino college

back to school

fountain of knowledge

working vacation in a third world nation

back to school

get on back

make your parents hate you

be a big disgrace

act just like a domino

and fall on your face

you can't get back to school

domino college

back to school

fountain of knowledge

there ain't no graduation from this kind of education

back to school

working vacation in a third world nation

back to school

oh

jan & dean be true to your school. big six

big six

whose got it?

goddamn robert when you gonna play man

hey man

say

you know whose turn it is