don't call me da da

the mack daddy

rippin up skirts in the back of caddies

if +baby got back+ then baby can have me

controversy made them ban me

understand me

girls

bringin many problems to my world

tryin to make mix pay for them pearls

one had a baby and it's a girl *baby giggling*

i swore i had protection

got an erection

must resist temptation

girls flock

ride my jock

'cause a big fat porsche went around the block

met a young girl named angel

she had a big long weave i'd love to mangle

so i'm puttin in work

lovin tight skirts

so you know a mack poppa gotta flirt

room triple deuced me and baby got loose

look at baby wiggle that big caboose

got a little tiny waist

everything's in place

i'm pacin

facin the situation

it's on

put it on tape

troop

got a little sex now i'm sittin on a lawsuit

nine months later

little baby pops out

blonde hair

blue eyes

with her feets in her mouth

well that can't be me

'cause i'm a nappy haired black man

dressed like a o.g. angel's gold diggin

this girl's driven

tryin to catch mix on slippin

just because i get paid don't mean i get played

for the bank i've made

and after the blood test i got proof

your baby is cute. but don't call me da da!

don't call me da da!

the next story

met a young skirt

said her name was laurie

smoked much dank

but her life was boring

got with mix

now she adores me

nasty nigga named mix

on a tour bus with the porno flicks

anxious 'cause i wanna knock boots

and i don't sleep with the girls in my group

so mack daddy is strollin and patrollin

big fat bank i'm holdin

bus pulls up to the mini mart

and that's where laurie works and my game starts

laurie knows nothin bout rap though

and that peeled my superstar cap

so

i'll just go back to the basics

and even that game is stiff

baby

face it

so now laurie and me is headed to the?monkey dope?

straight gettin to the?monkey poke?

dip dip dip

one two three

*she moans* 'cause i'm a vet'ran

see

i kissed her cheek while laurie was asleep

let one more groupie use me

one year later she's tryin to creep

on my money

but i ain't the one to get played the sap

when i hit the sack

big richard is capped

your man's a punk for leavin kids with you

the baby's cute

but don't call me da da!

don't call me da da!

i'm sittin

in long beach cali

eatin popeyes' chicken

thinkin bout the next snake charmer i'm hittin

met a fly skirt

nickname was kitten

and i start spittin

whassup with the brother in the passenger seat?

homeboy bailed 'cause his game was weak

and he was callin her bitch

i was callin her baby

he got the finger

i got the lady

me and kitten left the place quickened

busta

you and cousin kitten need a stickin

to the 'tel

to the 'tel

to the 'tel we rush

the jimmy-hat bust

i start sweatin

conscience bettin

that i'ma have to deal with bed wettin

but i'ma handle this thing like a man

settle down and bring the kid up

that's the plan

three weeks later i get this call though

kitten sounds happy on the telephone

she said go on and live your life