don't call me joe

well i heard that phone ringing

ringing off the wall

i ain't going to answer it at all

i've got me a pretty woman

tucked up in my bed

i ain't going to talk today

messes with my head so

don't call me joe

pretend i ain't here no more

don't you know this ain't no disguise

just figure i'm in bed so

don't call me fred

i just can't hang out with you guys so

don't call me dan

i know you've got a plan

but i got me a pretty woman

i'm not your man

don't call me joe

pretend i ain't here no more

don't you know this ain't no disguise

just figure i'm in bed so

don't call me fred

i just can't hang out with you guys no

no

don't call me joe

i ain't here no more

don't call me fred

think i'm way ahead