put my chevy in the ditch
couple grand to get it fixed
boss ain't got no overtime
gotta get this party to town
but just outside i hear my ride
george jones took a john deere tractor
hope my donkey gets there faster
when i pull up in no pickup truck
jocks break out in laughter
but the ladies think it's cool
they dig the way i ride that ass and i do
they all walk funny when they're done
all the ladies like to ride
the ladies like my d-o-n-k-e-y
they say that's it last call
got a bottle in the saddle
what you say we giddy up to my place
ain't no harm rollin' in the hay