doomguy vs master chief rap battle
jt machinima
just call me the doom guy!
chief you're the new guy!
how many times you ripped me off? i don't wanna sue ya!
you're just an expensive weapon but i don't feel bad for fuckin' your suit up!
i've conquered the armies of hell 5 goddamn times in a row!
and the clip on my weapon is massive
cause i don't have the time to reload!
the bigger the tree the harder the fall!
how many weapons you carryin'
because i'm packin' an arsenal!
how many weapons do i need? just one
i'm the weapon it don't matter the gun i'm carryin'!
you must have hit your head a million times on a tree!
cause you have lost your friggin' mind if you think you're better than me!
when i'm runnin' and gunnin' my barrel is hummin'
you're really disgustin' what's with rippin' off chins?
haven't you heard about the danger of blood borne pathogens?
it's the cliche thing to do!
if you got praises i'm the guy you sing'em to!
stoppin' evil plots when they're diabolic!
bein' a hero ain't so tough!
when you love to blow stuff up!
you're about to laid off!
don't make me unmake you then lay you to waste with a chainsaw!
without your super soldier juice i bet you ain't strong!
you weigh a thousand pounds
you need some weight loss!
you go mess with ancient temples while i mess with demon tech!
then you're gettin' beat to death!
nobody's gonna forget me yet!
you wanna finish the fight but we haven't even gotten messy yet!
look at yourself in the mirror
you're into makin' a mess
one shot is all that i need!
listen! you think you're scary cause you're covered in blood!
what you know bout the flood?
i'm the one that's keepin' hell populated with souls
while you sit there lickin' your lips over demon gloryholes. save the world. it's the cliche thing to do!
if you got praises i'm the guy you sing'em to!
stoppin' evil plots when they're diabolic!
bein' a hero ain't so tough!
when you love to blow stuff up!
if you don't put me to sleep then maybe halo's story will!
you'll be my greatest glory kill!
i'll scare away the covenant and put a halo on your head!
they call you the demon? maybe i should grab a cross instead!
and then i'll knock you dead!
you're nothin' but a space cadet
i prefer a place that's warmer!
you work at mcdonald's? because i know you hate takin' orders!
i've gone through tons of bosses
but i've only got one job!
even elites will be impressed
when i drop all of their jaws!
step to me and i guarantee that i will make you famous!
everybody knows that i'm the pro when it comes to wreckin' anus!
what do i gotta do to prove to you that you're nothin' but a lackey?
chump! just call me daddy!
you're messy and disheveled
better get up onto my level!
i'm a br rockstar i don't give a f- about the devil!
and i got nothin' to prove!
you wanna 1v1? then come get some!
save the world. it's the cliche thing to do!
if you got praises i'm the guy you sing'em to!
stoppin' evil plots when they're diabolic!
bein' a hero ain't so tough!
when you love to blow stuff up!