another bride
another june
another sunny honeymoon
another season
another reason
for makin' whoopee
a lot of shoes
a lot of rice
the groom is nervous
he answers twice
its really killin' that he's so willin' to make whoopee
picture a little love nest
down where the roses cling
picture the same sweet love nest
think what a year can bring
he's washin dishes and baby clothes
he's so ambitious he even sews
but don't forget folks
that's what you get folks
for makin' whoopee
another year or maybe less
what's this i hear?
well
can't you guess?
she feels neglected
and he's suspected
of makin' whoopee!
she sits alone
'most every night
he doesn't phone
he doesn't write
he says he's busy"