dorms, shower baskets, & the walk of shame

see

that's what college is all about

man you gotta love college

man it's the best thing in the world. you drink

you have fun

you do the walk of shame. yeah! you gotta do the walk of shame!

for those of you who don't know what the walk of shame is

that's when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to walk all the way across campus

all dishevelled the next morning

in the same clothes. ]

oh no

no

i was over at the libray

i was over. i stayed overnight

overnight studying. you go to your dorm in the morning

there's like a line of kids waiting to get to the shower. it's like

bunch of zombies just walking

uh-uh-uh. the guy with the flip-flops is beating everybody. he's got his little basket of stuff with him. you have to have your little shower basket of stuff. this little baskets holds

like

your shampoo

your soap

your loofa. and girls have

like

this nice loofa. it's like this little mesh

pink loofa. takes off your dead skin

it's really nice. no

for guys we have the option

we have

like

this french bread lookin' loofa that rips out your ass hair. yeah

thank you very much. ow

ow!

ow

ow! walking back to my dorm

everyone's like

hey jim