it's a place where you don't go down
for the folks of the boondock town
they're gonna treat you like a nancy boy
it's a place where the lights go dim
when you talk to the ladies
and the bar's where you drink till you swim
if not they're gonna call you baby boy
i think you're bound to find that this old place
is gonna fit you like a dream
why don't you come on down?
it's a place where the con men go
where the face of the lord won't show
you'll never hear them singing 'glory hallelujah'
i think you're bound to find that this old place
is gonna fit you like a dream
why don't you come on down?