i laughed when your dog died
does he love me most now that his dog is toast
colossal and he's caught in my hair tie
best is when he stays with me all night
blacked out with the beefcakes
does he love me most? maybe i don't come close
i've been celebrating since thursday
i always get dumped on my birthday
i'm the one who said in the first place
i'm four years above sixteen
i'm gonna end up working at dairy queen
gone south at the safeway
does he love me most? maybe i don't come close
i'm four years above sixteen
i'm gonna end up working at dairy queen
i'm four years above sixteen
i'm four years above sixteen
i'm gonna end up working at dairy queen
i'm four years above sixteen
i'm gonna end up working at dairy queen!