dr. demento's 15th anniversary special

in the year of 1970

underneath the old smogberry tree

first was heard a man that we all know

the one and only dr. demento

nixon

ford

and carter

reagan too

remember all they did and didn't do

through it all

one consistency

spending once a week with dr. d

so wind your radios way up tight

raise your glasses high tonight

like wine

his spirit has fermented

so here's to him

the one who stays demented

changes come

seasons pass

like alice through the looking glass

he shares a world of madness that we cheer

for fifteen roly poly years. so wind your radios way up tight

raise your glasses high tonight

like wine

his spirit has fermented

so here's to him

the one who stays demented

don't forget to stay demented

everybody sing

he has a very friendly

fuzzy face

and nobody could ever take his place

his fans around the globe will never dwindle

'cause he fits so many records on his spindle

stacks of laughing wax from floor to ceiling

well

it gives him such a warm internal feeling

whether you're italian or egyptian

he's bound to fill your musical prescription

wind your radios way up tight

raise your glasses high tonight

like wine

his spirit has fermented

so here's to him

the one who stays demented

wind your radios way up tight

raise your glasses high tonight

like wine

his spirit has fermented

so here's to him

the one who stays demented

in the year of 1970

underneath the old smogberry trees

first was heard a man that we all know

the one and only dr. demento

yeah