dr. fucker m.d. (musical deviant)
cramps, the
from your normal average guy
rock'n'roll m.d. they call me dr. fucker
you might feel a little pinch
it's a diesel mothertrucker
solid gold lead pipe cinch
eyes as green as gooseshit
squirtin' acid from my tongue
i run with all the whozits
and my mainspring's done been sprung
rock'n'roll m.d. nitro-methane brainbats
got their fangs in my vein
but medicine for acrobats
got to oversize sparkplugs
and a gover-mental warning
take two weeks worth of drugs
and call me in the morning