drag the lake charlie
Singer:drive-by truckers
lester didn't come home last night
better keep your fingers crossed
and hope we find him drowned
wanda's gonna come and kill us all
cavortin' with ol' shorty
if she goes on the rampage
they'll have to call the hearse
remember what happened last time
when lester went on the lake?
i heard it took the cleaning crew
two weeks to clean the bar
they never found that teenage girl
it won't be the first time
and keep your fingers crossed
and if you're friends with jesus
please ask him to help us
it won't be the first time