dreamgirl
Singer:lonely island, the
some dude once said that love is a many funny things
i know there's a perfect girl out there for me
dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley
love how not one but both eyes are lazy
when i first saw you you were drivin' the bus
strong nose like a rhinoceros
if you envision in sweats with the neon patch
half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco
you got your cellphone ring set to sex and the city
you like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty
straight drippin' your turquoise my santa fe queen
one short leg you got the santa fe lean
it's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
and when you lift your skirt in public yo i can't help but peek
you like cleopatra with the eyes of a pig
love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig
girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck
how'd you get screwed to the deck?
you put away slurpees like a trash can
your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and
talking to your shoes lke it's your friend
yellin' at the walls of make pretend
tellin' you to stop it then you don't
you said you gonna stop it in my sleep
last week thought i saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash
just a big ol' bag of trash
i thought you look like a bag of trash
dream girl i pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of chex mix
and i always feel safe when i'm in your flesh mitts
your teeth so clean coulda swore you were british
never take the chex mix cuz you always get skinnish
open clamps with both feet cuz your ambidextrous
no point cuz we know you eat nothin' but chex mix
chex mix number one food snack in the land
it's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand
chex mix at your local grocer buy your box
you got 60% less fat than potato chips