drinkin', smokin', cheatin'

i ain't been drinkin'

but if i was drinkin'

i think i'd be drinkin' bourbon

and right now you'd be a blur

and i wouldn't hear a word

cause i'd be good and drunk

that's for certain

i ain't been smokin'

but if i was smokin'

i know i'd be smokin' weed

when you blow all our money

i'd laugh

it'd be funny

cause high as a kite is where i'd be

i love you

baby

but sometimes

baby

you dance on my last nerve

and i get an insane kind of urge

i ain't been cheatin'

but if i was cheatin'

that's right i'd be cheatin' on you

i am just daydreaming

thank god i ain't been cheatin'

cause if i was i'd be losing you

i ain't been drinkin'

smokin' or cheatin'

cause if i was

i'd be losing you