drunk americans

we ain't east

we ain't west

we ain't left

we ain't right

we ain't black

we ain't white

we just came here to drink

we're all mud flaps and 'burbans

all ball caps and turbans

all prom queens and strippers

we're the whole kitchen sink

and in here

were the same

everyone knows your name

we just raise up our glass

we don't give a rat's ass if you're a

democrat or republican

we're happy to be here and that you can see we're just all drunk americans. we ain't second ex-wives

we ain't cowboys or redskins

ain't preachers or kingpins

we're just having fun

we're all suits and blue collars

short orders

long haulers

paper and plastic

too old and too young

ceo's

ged's

dui's

fbi's

bhd's

and we raise up our glass

we don't give a rat's ass if your belly's too fat or your wallet's too thin

we're happy to be here and that you can see we're just all drunk americans. la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la-a

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la-a

all drunk americans

we've been in

we've been out

we've been cool

we've been weird

thank god we're still here

in the land of the free

and we all sing it wrong but we all sing a-long

sing along

we just raise up our glass

we don't give a rats ass if you're a

democrat or republican

we're happy to be here and that you can see we're just all drunk americans. in these neon lights

we're all stars

we're all stripes

and we're all drunk americans.