drunk dial

cunninlynguists

operator here's my dime

connect me please

i know that she's at home

it's four o-clock on a sunday morning

who the hell is calling my phone?

waking me up i'm stretching and yawning

if you had any sense you'd leave me alone

wee hours of the morning and word is bond

i'm in jail i need bail. again

the word is bond

not james in a tux with olives draped on my cup

with a dame all on me with healthy letters to cup

so what up?

can you free me 'fore my prints get back?

and they run em through the system and realize that i'm black

all i remember was the stripper then i faded to rack

said her name was december than she sat on my lap

merry crimmuh"

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