drunk in a band

pat is the guy with the record shop

and john sells fruit but wants to be a cop

and paul deals speed in a celtic top

but i'm just a drunk in a band. jo does tele-sales and martial arts

and gill pushes patients round the public parks

and nancy makes sculptures out of hoover parts

but i'm just a drunk in a band. danny puts the cones on the motorway

and donna dances tables in her lingerie

and gerry

dave and billy

man

they're puttin' on a play

but i'm just a drunk in a band. i could be a soldier

i could drive a van

guide rivers of pain into little red cans

walk rich men's dogs

bring 747s into land

but i'm just a drunk in a band.