dumaflache

i swore off love

i swore off women

devoted my life to huntin' and fishin'

i'd never be anybody else's love sick fool

it ain't cool

i spend all my spare time fixin' up

my old rusted up pick up truck

in no time at all i'd have it lookin' like brand new

but then you

flicked the switch on my dumaflache

played my piano like a liberace

i let down my guard

my heart was good as gone

well you cranked my tractor

you flicked my bick

woman

you tripped the trigger on my thing-a ma-gig

i can't explain how you done it

but honey you turn me on

well i've did all the taking

i done all the giving

so threw up my hands

and said

the heck with it

i shut my heart down

locked it up and pulled the fuse

before it blew

all my emotions were disconnected

no sign of a spark

could be detected

i have nobody

so i have nothing to lose

but then you

flicked the switch on my dumaflache

played my piano like a liberace

i let down my guard

my heart was good as gone

well you cranked my tractor

you flicked my bick

woman

you tripped the trigger on my thing-a ma-gig

i can't explain how you done it

but honey you turn me on

well

you cranked my tractor

you flicked my bick

you tripped the trigger on my thing-a ma-gig

i can't explain how you done it

but honey you turn me on