dumb dick (richard)

well

listen up

homeboys

i got somethin to say

about a homeboy from back in the day

his name was richard

some called him rick

but if you knew him like me

you'd call him dick

when we were growin up

we stuck with each other

like white on rice

he was kinda like a brother

we had a lotta fun when we were kids

we always overlooked the dumb things he did

but the fun was over when we got to high school

cause it was time for gettin girlies

so we had to be cool

we had a lotta girlies

and our friends were impressed

one thing went wrong

rick got obsessed

we wouldn't go to class

always think about ass

not if he was gonna pass

if he would just last

girls was all he was thinkin about

if the school was all boys

he'da been dropped out

when he did drop out

he felt no shame

and if you ask me

he had the right name

cause he hated to go

but he loved to come

that's why i call him dick

cause dick is dumb

dick

he wouldn't go to school

but he had to survive

so he went out and got him a 9 to 5

although he was lazy

he had to work

cause he had a lot of girls

he needed money

the jerk

as fast as he made it

his money was spent

when it came to girls

he didn't care where he went

he'd hound em like a dog

so we used to say fetch!"