if i had a dollar for every time she was mad
invite my friends and i'd make it my pad
if i had a pension for every time she said
wake up you lazy pile and get your ass up outta my bed
i'd buy a private plane and fly around the world
eat at all the best restaurants
and hang out with hot girls
but i know i'm stuck with you
and there's nothing i can do
so i'll take your hand and say
i know you wanna slam my face but
girl i know it's all my fault
i'm just this up-turned bag
i hope we can forgive and forget
'cause i know i'm stuck with you
and there's nothing i can do
so i'll take your hand and say
i know you wanna kick my ass but
you're the one with the pretty face so