eating you

okay

now that we're here

i can finally tell you guys

what. what i brought you here for

so

but first of all

cheers to strange

toast

glasses up

alright

alright this is how it went

i saw her in the woods by herself i had a knife

perfect opportunity to take another life

unfortunately i'm fucking ya kids instead of your wife

she was over 18 so she could make her own decisions

sacramento born so she knew i probably visit

what is it a blizzard? nigga i'll cut her up with the scissors

laid the skin out on the table able to stretch it

picture a nigga bathing in blood and butt naked

i met her at the studio i put her my record

told her i'd give her an ass cap if she turned that ass backwards

i lifted up the black skirt

stuck a n9ne in her

pulled the trigger

now she gone and you eating her for dinner

i never would have told y'all

but i love y'all niggas

told her my tour bunk was right above y'all niggas

she really wanted to see y'all

but i met her first

she told me she had a!mayday! cd in her purse

i told her i was a strange artist she didn't believe me

i was staring at the!mayday! tattoo on her cleavage

she also had a tech n9ne tat on her ass cheek

vaseline

she say she just got it done last week

i said tech's too busy that's a long shot

see he in the north pole fucking an eskimo slut

he said the pussy was cold and the rest was all cock

felt like the pussy was dead kinda like a zombie

i gave her some of that humboldt cookie bomb weed

she was higher than the space needle

i keep that shit almost everyplace we go

i started cutting up the arms and the legs

and i had the bags in the passenger seat

and a blunt in the ashtray

now i'm driving down the freeway

paranoid

hella wired and i was driving for 3 days

i almost dropped the body parts off at the truck stop

hella tired

like for 2 hours i sucked cock

i couldn't focus

eyes hella blurry

i can't stop

going back to cali ain't an option get caught by the cops

so i came to kansas city just to talk to trav

y'all was on the next thing smoking now we eating meat

i'm on the news

did you see me on the i.d. channel

they got a story about me called bloody candles

they say i murdered hella people

and ate the bodies up

they had some 6 foot nigga play my body double fuck

yeah man

i swear he even looked like you man

i couldn't believe it

yo w-what'd you put in this food man

this shit is fucking awesome b

i swear to god man this shit got me

i don't know man this shit got me feeling fucking good

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we really glad to be sitting at your table and break the bread with the mannibal of lector

and this animal flesh just a stab at the best and we expect no less from the gesture?

this meal is fantastic

thanks for the invite lynch

cheers to strange

too right

the snake and bats the shit

(well tech is fucking the eskimos in the north pole

we bath saltin' in miami where the whores snort blow)

we been all up on your cannibal shit

the cannabis twist

and now we on some mannibal shit

the mammals we get

we damage with the top of our fist an ice pick

swing hard just to damn and the cliques strange music

but back to the matter at hand i know you damaged the fam

which might cause concern

but at the end of the day it's bros' before hoes'

they don't ever seem to learn right bernz

and i ain't her bodyguard

goddamn this steak is charred

pass me the whiskey please brotha

i need to ease the gods

but a demons claws

i scratch beneath the stars

and give 'em another reason to be up in needing sacrafeasts in large?

so we thank you brotha lynch hung for this invitation

and we forgive you for the fan of ours you mutilated

on behalf of all of us in!mayday! here's our statement

we're down to roll with you no matter what the situation

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so

t-the moral

i mean

you know basically what i was trying to tell you guys

i mean i just wanna know am i crazy?

for

for eating human meat?

did you guys

yeah. you guys ate human meat

so

tell me what you think

ha hahahahaha human meat