weird al yankovic
a used pink bathrobe
a rare mint snowglobe
a smurf tv tray
i bought on ebay
my house is filled with this crap
shows up in bubble wrap
most every day
what i bought on ebay
tell me why i need another pet rock
tell me why i got that alf alarm clock
tell me why i bid on shatner's old toupee
they had it on ebay
i'll buy your knick-knack
just check my feedback
a++!" they all say