i'm through with love hangovers
it's best that i stay sober
no rolling in the clover
no gretna green to dover
no honeymoon in paris
i only feel embarrassed
for the cool cats
the tom kittens
both smitten by the love songs
that he's written
caught in the sights
of a deadly sniper
the magic piper of love
the magic piper of love
of love
of love
my girlfriend
she got blotto
half cut in santa's grotto
it turns out he's a dirty old man
the last place that i want to be
is sat up on his christmas tree
while playing his games of
catch as catch can
'cause he's a sweet talker
a silent stalker
all the savvy of a street walker
more deadly than a horned viper
the magic piper of love
the magic piper of love
of love
of love
he's a heart breaker
a mover and a shaker
the magic piper of love
it's kinda hard to swallow
you know you've gotta follow
the magic piper of love
'cause he's a city slicker
an expert politicker
the magic piper of love
of love
of love
of love
of love
of love
of love