welcome to paris
home of the tigers
state champs '63
gospel singing at the park next thursday
two for one at the dairy queen
well
congratulations bobby and amber
god bless the newlyweds
there's a graveside service in the morning
for our dear miss mildred
the vfw's got a bingo night
motel 6 has got a burn out light
the demo derby at the county fair
it's all right there in the
signs tellin' you a story
paintin' you a picture in black and white
life comin' at you slowly
hits you in the heart
not just the eyes
if you wanna know what's goin' on in this little town
all you gotta do is read the signs
well johnny broke up with deborah davis
she's the quick stop clerk
she got a ladder and changed all the letters
spelled out: johnny is a jerk"