ooh baby better learn to love the coffin
you've been forced into
and just maybe you can line my coffers
with your eyes so blue
because you seem like a steal
i know this can't be real
i'm a hunter in the city looking for my next meal
i will praise you while appraising you
'cause we must seal the deal
hey!
i can't sell her
i can't move her
she's a forgery
i can't use her but i just can't lose her
she's a forgery
and she will be authenticated tonight
hey!
and my addiction to kimbo slice
is an affliction
i must pay the price
adrift in a sea of bulk bought fantasy
and i'm still hung up on authenticity
hey!
i can't sell her
i can't move her
she's a forgery
i can use her but i just can't lose her
she's a forgery
and she will be authenticated tonight
let the buyer beware
that the birds in your hair
are all just for show
and yes i know it's unfair
to purposely impair
but it's better if you don't know
no!
i can't sell her
i can't move her
she's a forgery
i can't use her but i just can't lose her
she's a forgery
and she will be authenticated tonight
i can't sell her
i can't move her
she's a forgery
i can't use her but i just can't lose her
she's a forgery
and she will be authenticated tonight