jeremy bender was a man of leisure
took his pleasure in the evening sun
laid him down in a bed of roses
finally decided to become a nun. talk with the sister
spoke in a whisper
threatened to fist her if she didn't come clean
jumped on the mother just like a brother
asked one another if the other is a queen. diggin' the sister she was a mister
shouldn't have kissed her
but he couldn't say no
wanted to leave her couldn't believe her
so he picked up his suit-case and decided to go