enormous penis

whenever life gets you down

keeps you wearing a frown

and the gravy train has left you behind

and when you're all out of hope

down at the end of your rope

and nobody's there to throw you a line

if you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go

come on and take a walk in my shoes

never worry 'bout a thing

got the world on a string

'cause i've got the cure for all of my blues

i take a look at my enormous penis

and my troubles start a-meltin' away

i take a look at my enormous penis

and the happy times are coming to stay

i gotta sing and i dance when i glance in my pants

and the feeling's like a sunshiney day

i take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis

and everything is goin' my way

pe-e-e-nis

everybody!

i take a look at my enormous penis

and my troubles start a-meltin' away

i take a look at my enormous penis

and the happy times are coming to stay

yeah

i got great big amounts in the place where it counts

and the feeling's like a sunshiney day

i take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis

and everything is goin' my way

everything is goin' my way

everything is goin' my way

everything is goin' my way

yumm