i'm sitting on the toilet
wondering what you are up to
this hotel's got bathroom telephones
but i don't want to interrupt you
you might be painting your nails
each one a different color
or listening to that beach boys sailing song
my love for you is just obscene
but you are nowhere to be seen
well you could bag your limit
yeah you could skin a cougar in the dark
well i thought we were walking
down the straight and narrow
how'd we ever drift so far apart
i took my eighteen wheels
and you disappeared right up in the hills
yeah in my dreams i visit you still
so they can take a peak at the great abyss
like it was a plague or something
so they can leave the seat down
i miss that crocheted thing
you kept on the kleenex box
on your cold linoleum floor
after makin love till daybreak
well ethylene a fool would ask for more