everybody loves a nut

everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo

brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut

there was a hermit named fred who kept the dead horse in his cave

and everyone said to fred

fred how come you keep a dead horse in your cave and he said well

brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut

a columbia man named frank had a tiger named hank

he tried to put hank in his tank guess what happened to ol' frank

when they picked up the teets there and eyeballs

and erected a tombstone that read

another columbia fella told queen isabella

i don't think the world is flat and now what do you think about that

and she said you don't and he said no ma'm

and she said he'd get out of my queendom and he said yes ma'm

everybody loves a nut.)