everybody loves you babe

everybody likes you babe but me

i guess that proves how stupid i can be

your father thinks it's swell

your mum hears wedding bells

our friends all say we make a lovely couple we get on so well

people say that we're a perfect match

they don't realise that there's a catch

they don't have to live with you

forgive you for the things you do

there's just no ignoring

you're pretty but you're boring

everybody likes you babe

but me

they just don't know how iffy you can be

i'd hate for you to go

before i let you know

that everybody loves you babe

but me

i'm begging you to stay out of my way

'cause everybody likes you babe

but me

everybody likes you babe

but me