everyday normal guy

i am just a regular everyday normal guy. nothing special about me mother fucka

i am just a regular everyday normal guy. when i go to the clubs i wait in line mother fucka

i am just a regular everyday normal guy. i got 600 dollars in the bank mother fucka

i am just a regular everyday normal guy. and my sexual performances are average

i work at customer service for a phone company

i make 12 bucks an hour but that's all i need

i live in a small apartment on a quiet street

i don't go out too much i like to watch tv

i cant afford a car i use public transportation

i don't mind i read 'til i reach my destination

sometimes a newspaper

sometimes a book

the amount of money i save this shit is off the hook

and i am not very good with the women

i'm a pretty shy person and i'm average looking

last time i had sex was in 2003

and i am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

i am just a regular everyday normal guy. i get nervous in social situations mother fucka

i am just a regular everyday normal guy. i get constipated once a month mother fucka

i am just a regular everyday normal guy. and i make pretty good spaghetti sauce mother fucka

i am just a regular everyday normal guy. and i get scared when i go see the dentist

i'm the pauly shore" of everyday life