everything's a puzzle: a professor layton song

everything's a puzzle

a myst'ry to me!

the shape of this toast

or

the taste of my tea!

everything's a riddle;

a quand'ry to solve!

i'll best every test

no matter what they involve!

we've got to use every clue;

till we deduce the final key!

we've got to plan every move

three steps ahead!

i don't think you can even do that. we've got to search every inch

and do it mathematically!

till we solve every riddle

colossal or little

by fiddling with things methodically!

professor

i don't see how this is a puzzle-

now now

luke! hop to it! that's what a gentleman does!

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don't get used to this. everything's a puzzle!

and all that i see

awaits a solution

from someone like me!

quantify this mayonnaise!

finagle this cheese!

triangulate pant-size

of this underwear please!

professor

that's well and good

but really

have you lost your mind?

there are no puzzles to solve

beneath a skirt. quite astute of you!

we've got to crack every code

decipher every glyph we find!

there's no need for hints

with both our brains combined!

professor-

everything's a puzzle!

i'm sure you'll agree

that everything's a puzzle

to me!

everything's a puzzle

to tinker and tweak!

to dig in and dissect

the source of mystique!

every new enigma

proves veritably that

everything's a puz-zle

to me!