everything's on the up with the tories

everything's on the up with the tories

the gap between the richies and the poories

the porky pies and fabricated stories

yes

everything's on the up with the tories

everything's up the creek with the blue boys

they're selling off the nhs to cowboys

they're cutting back on nurses

the nitwits and the we-don't-have-a-clue boys

everything's on the up with the tories

with unemployed across all categories

there's johnson

gove

patel

and a few more years of brexit purgatory

everything's on the up with the righties

who worship at the feet of trump almighty

there's people in the street

without a bloody crust to eat

but everything's on the up for the tories

if you're eton

winchester or harrow

the road to the future

though narrow

leads

like a well aimed arrow

right to the bottom of the barrel

we're scraping the bottom of the barrel

everything's on the up with the tories

their red-tops farting out more made-up stories

they're proudly on the wrong side of history

but everything's on the up

everything's on the up

everything's on the up

with the tories!