everythings better with beer

cold beer

get your cold beer

fresco your tonsils

give your tongue a sleigh ride

cold beer

had a fight with your spouse?

got a game to watch?

got a show to watch?

everything always goes better with beer

fought with your spouse and feel like a louse?

just hope to god there's a beer in the house

she'll have a good cry and feel much better

and so will he when his tonsils are wetter

'cause everything's better

everything's better

everything's better with beer

are you beat at the end of each day?

are the bills piling up and the sky always gray?

does your team just suck

always down in the cellar?

have you always been a really bad speller?

are you lonely

are you bored

is your home a big mess?

were you dragged to this show?

come on

man

confess

here's my advice to you

and to you

what you need is a brew

maybe two

beer

my friends

take heed

a beer

is just what you need

now it should be clear

that everything's better

everything's better

everything's better with beer

we got amber and lager

pilsner and stout

we got mexican beer with lime

grab a dear friend or whoever's about

and let's party and have a good time

put some grain with yeast in the middle east

all these crazy wars might eventually cease

that's right

i'm talking about world peace

even albert

at the end of the day

always called for ein stein"