f.d.r. jones

i hear tell there's a stranger in the jones household

that's what i'm told

i hear tell there's a new arrival six days old

worth his weight in gold

come right in and meet the son

christening's done

time to have some fun

yes siree

yes siree

it's a big holiday everywhere

for the jones family has a brand new heir

he's the joy heaven sent

and they proudly present mister franklin d roosevelt jones

when he grows up he never will stray

with a name like the one that he's got today

as he walks down the street folks will say

pleased to meet mister franklin d roosevelt jones"