have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope
and you wanna buy her popcorn and a medium coke
but when proximity's close
you close up shop and you choke
time to write a thank-you note to dear old dad for the cloak
she's really cute and her hairs illuminescent
i fight the urge to smell her
'cause you know she get to stepping
but you just observe from across the way
if i was working ebgames then you would not pay
i'm nice and i'm sweet and i shower twice a week
kid diggin' on my speak 'cause i represent the geeks. but i'm really hella cool
so don't fidget with your digits an' no texting
i've falynn and i can't get up
i'm on mushrooms and i lost my lunch and i
don't think i can make it home alone. i stare at my shoes and i look away
'cause i think you're kinda cute and i like your face
and i'll have to hide my boner
you don't want to do it dottie
i'm a rap superstar with a mic in my hand
but i can't talk to girls
i'll love it when it comes together
we'll get married and have babies
and we'll all wear matching sweaters. yes
this is hard without computers
she don't need another stalker
or intruder to pursue her
she don't need a guy like me
whose favorite movie's starship troopers
why don't you kill me baby
is it because i'm a loser?
just beginning to roll up my sleeves
i can't breathe and i wheeze