falynn

mc chris

have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope

and you wanna buy her popcorn and a medium coke

but when proximity's close

you close up shop and you choke

time to write a thank-you note to dear old dad for the cloak

she's really cute and her hairs illuminescent

i fight the urge to smell her

'cause you know she get to stepping

but you just observe from across the way

if i was working ebgames then you would not pay

i'm nice and i'm sweet and i shower twice a week

kid diggin' on my speak 'cause i represent the geeks. but i'm really hella cool

and i had sex before

so don't fidget with your digits an' no texting

whore!

i've falynn and i can't get up

girl i love you

yeah i got a crush

i'm on mushrooms and i lost my lunch and i

don't think i can make it home alone. i stare at my shoes and i look away

'cause i think you're kinda cute and i like your face

one day we might embrace

and i'll have to hide my boner

you don't want to do it dottie

i'm a rebel and a loner

i'm a rap superstar with a mic in my hand

but i can't talk to girls

'less the girl is a fan

but yo

i got a plan

i'll love it when it comes together

we'll get married and have babies

and we'll all wear matching sweaters. yes

i'd do her if i knew her

this is hard without computers

she don't need another stalker

or intruder to pursue her

she don't need a guy like me

whose favorite movie's starship troopers

why don't you kill me baby

is it because i'm a loser?

i'm a winner

just beginning to roll up my sleeves

roll up

next to me

i can't breathe and i wheeze

hi