not a fan

ben folds

i'm not a fan

but i understand

if there is something that moves you

that's not my cup of tea. it's part of what makes you beautiful to me. i'm not a fan

like you and your friends. you're so well read; i grew up on sugar cereal and tv. i'm starting to wonder what you see in me. no

i'm not a fan

but maybe i could learn to be. oh

there's always something from the start. you try to tell yourself it's only small

but it's not. and it's the very thing that later on will tear it all apart. i'm not a fan

and i wonder if you really are

or does it make you feel smart?

a boy band with glasses

just minus the heart. he's shaking his ass

and you call it art. i'll wait in the lobby; go meet him for real. we can all go to dinner

yeah

and i'll be third wheel. so go get your t-shirt signed

fangirl. i may or may not be here when you return. so fuck you.