gonna do this one. this is a very special song. i hope you like it. it means a lot to us. here we go. the first time i saw him he was sweeter than shit
plaid jacket and belt too tight
he wasn't even doing a bit
then he cartwheeled around the room
and slow danced with the cleaning lady
he was a one man party
you know i'm talking about
i'm talking about my friend chris farley
on a saturday night my man would always deliver
whether he was the bumblebee girl
or living in a van down by the river
he loved the bears and he could dance
that chippendales with swayze
when they replaced his coffee with folgers
he went fuckin' crazy
the sexiest gap girl
without him there'd be no lunch lady
in lunch lady land
oh
i'm thinking about
i'm thinking about my boy
chris farley
after a show he'd drink a quarter jack daniels
and stick the bottle up his ass
but
hangover as hell
that catholic boy would still show up to morning mass