fascinate you

i took you to a five star dinner

i bought you the most expensive wine

i even paid off the maitre d'

to usher us up to the front of the line

you told me you needed a stronger

slimmer man

so i went and joined the neighborhood gym

though the weights put my spine out of commission

even you can't deny that i am looking real slim

you say you're taking your time

maybe you don't even care

sometimes i wish i was much more easy to scare

why? god even knows how i try

i can't fascinate you

something that i've realized

nothing will ever do for you

but i will solve this mystery

but you've gotta give me the first clue

you said you always wanted a humble man

so i sold my car and bought a beat up van

i guess that wasn't quite enough for you

so now i only speak up when i don't know how to follow your plan

when you treat me unkind

i wanna leave you far behind

then i think of all the things that make you so fine

and i'm back in the role again

i won't stop 'til i find the key

the key to you

i took the challenge and must confess

i never met someone so hard to impress

but all you need is someone to love you

who needs the rest?