fat little killer boy

fat little killer boy

eggs

sugar and joy

pappa used to beat em

and momma used to knead him

like some rolly polly boy

now he's making food out of you

slicing this piece in two

hate taught how to make him

learn just how to bake em

into some tasty joy

fat little killer boy

don't tease him

just please him

tell him he's a good boy

or his hammer's coming down on you

oh

fat little killer boy

hit you in the head with a hammer

kill you and make up a batter

put you in a cake

bake you til you're great

cut you then served on a platter

perogies

cabbage rolls too

them boys teased you all the way through

called you little fatty

slapped you like a patty

now they're in a tasty stew

fat little killer boy

don't tease him

just please him

tell him he's a good boy

or his hammer's coming down on you

oh

you're so

fat little killer boy

don't tease him

just please him

tell him he's a good boy

or his hammer's coming down on you

oh

fat little killer boy

fat little killer boy

eggs

sugar and joy