i love candied yam
hooray for the country ham
hear the sleigh bells ring
hear bing crosby sing
a winter wonderland
i have so much to say
but i never could find a way
but even the blind can see
all you mean to me
on this christmas day
you're smoking a corn cob pipe
know that you're just my type
your legs are thin and long
your eggnog's really strong
your oranges are ripe
i love apple pie
i will till the day i die
a snowman's in the lane
he's scared of acid rain
hey man
so am i
so let the chestnuts roast
they want me to give a toast
i promise to keep it clean
not to make a scene
or insult the host
drummer boy ain't dumb
he plays a rum-pum-pom
he marches around the trees
a joyous jubilee
until his hands are numb
an old man by the tree
he said as he waved at me
i bet the first noel