life

life is very short

so ryan went aboard

he sailed the seven seas

he liked the ocean breeze

the boat

it hit a reef and now ryan's wife's in grief

young simon met a girl

she was a perfect pearl

the girl became his wife

she started whetting knives

she soon became a felon

and her name was bloody helen

life is

when you look at it

sometimes nice and sometimes shit

how it ends

that's all we know

welcome to the reality show

life is very strange

and sometimes things can change

so let us look at tim

he went out for a swim

the waves were much too strong

and the swim

it went quite wrong

life is quite a strain

you kick and fight in vain

but somewhere down the line

you miss a traffic sign

and the final words you utter

shit