fishin' hole

want to have some quality time with my son

so i brought him down to the fishin' hole

didn't like the feeling of the worm in his hand

got mad threw down his fishin' pole

said that's alright son let's go and get an ice cream

let your old man buy you a treat

but he didn't like no flavors up upon that wall

started cryin' and ran into the street

he's an asshole

my kid's an asshole

i swear he just don't float my boat

always cryin'

always cryin'

made me wanna punch him in his little throat

i called my lady up to tell her what had happened

how our son had run away

she said don't worry baby i will talk to him

and everything will be okay

my lady's an asshole

she's an asshole

her assholishness is off the charts

always perfect

always perfect

made me wanna punch her in her lady parts

i decided i'd go down to the bar

and drown my sorrows in a beer

but the sign outside said closed for renovations