five finger discount

kacey musgraves

well i know you stole my panties 'cause i have the matching bra

my girlfriend said she saw you out with my favorite red dress on

she said you were dancin' in my black snakeskin flats

actin' like a stripper and you didn't even match

you want a five finger discount

but nothin' in life is free

how 'bout you work hard for what you want

instead of liftin' it from me

if it'll help just a little

i'll give you the middle

ought to help you cut the cost

can't give you a five finger discount

but here's twenty percent off

i can't believe what you done to me after lettin' you in my house

who knew you were casin' the joint

while sleepin' on my couch

i'm sure you'll find forgiveness

yeah i'm willing to bet

'cause that's my grandma's jesus necklace hangin' 'round your neck

you want a five finger discount

but nothin' in life is free

how 'bout you work hard for what you want

instead of jackin' it from me

if it'll help just a little

i'll give you the middle

ought to help you cut the cost

can't give you a five finger discount

but here's twenty percent off

the cops ain't gonna help me

but this town is pretty small

i'm gonna find out when i find you that

pretty girls can brawl

'cause you want a five finger discount

but nothin' in life is free

well you better hope that karma ain't a bigger bitch than me

if it'll help just a little

i'll give you the middle

ought to help you cut the cost

can't give you a five finger discount

but here's twenty percent off

yeah a five finger discount

but here's twenty percent off

screw you