flexing on my ex

i swear i'm always lying when i run into my ex

i wanna keep it hunnid but i always gotta flex

i'm playing like my life got better ever since she left

damn it

i'm so stressed

but i'm acting like i'm blessed

yeah

so i tell her i been busy as of late

but doing really good no

scratch that

i've been great

i got that big promotion so i really can't complain

i'm eating raw vegan plus now i meditate

yeah

i been taking time to focus on my qi

aligning all my chakras and my body's energy

and i been doing yoga for my flexibility

i really found my peace now that i got a prescription for weed

yeah

i'm doing zumba

i'm learning tuba

i bought a roomba

it keeps my room clean

my new roommate

is a woman

and i ain't bragging

but i think she likes me

maybe

i'm so bad at flexing on my ex

i'm so bad at flexing on my ex

i can tell that she is not impressed with me

ooh i wish that we could have sex

i'm so bad at flexing on my ex

i'm so bad at flexing on my ex

i'm trying not to look down at her breasts

baby

it's been a while since i've had sex

life is great

but i must admit that it ain't always been this way

i was in my feelings lying on the couch all day

'til i saw this dope commercial and my whole life changed

tell me

have you heard of itt tech?

i ain't tryna flex but it's on the internet

it's fully accredited so i'm pretty much set

for the ever shifting competitive modern job market

digital research associate

product integration analyst

central security specialist

implementation coordinator

regional brand administrator

human dynamics facilitator

with expert staff and over a 140 campuses nationwide

i'm set

i'm so bad at flexing on my ex

i'm so bad at flexing on my ex

why'd i talk about itt tech?. baby

i don't think she wants to have sex

i'm so bad at flexing on my ex

i'm so bad at flexing on my ex

the times we had together were the best

baby

we used to literally have sex