floyd the barber

bell on door clanks - come on in

floyd observes my hairy chin

sit down chair

don't be afraid

steamed hot towel on my face

i was shaved

i was shaved

i was shaved

barney ties me to the chair

i can't see

i'm really scared

floyd breathes hard

i hear a zip

pee-pee pressed against my lips

i was shamed

i was shaved

i was shaved

i sense others in the room

opie aunt bee

i presume

they take turns in cut me up

i die smothered in andy's butt

i was shaved

i was shaved

i was shaved