flu shot

ayo today i woke up and looked at my calendar

to see wassup? for the month of december

oh shit

it's the 5th

time for my favorite spot

it's time to get me a motherfuckin' flu shot

yeah

yo i'mma get a flu shot

hey

you coughin'

but guess what? i'm not

why? cause i got me a flu shot

that's right

i got me a motherfuckin' flu shot

pulled up to the lot in my big escalade

pulled out my coupons cause i get shots prepaid

sit on the line for about an hour

then felt a little hungry and i picked up some chowder

oh hell no!

the chowder was manhattan

not new england

so i pulled out my musket til the bullets started sprinklin'

yeah

i'mma get a flu shot

hey

you sneezin' but guess what? i'm not

why? cause i got me a flu shot

that's right

i got me a motherfuckin' flu shot

after i start shootin'

everyone ran away

so i was the only one gettin' a flu shot that day

i stepped up to the counter and i said

hi