i put on a real short skirt
i'm bent over showing my ass
posing in different shapes
attention must always be on me
i'm where the spotlight should always be
and that's why i've got seven pounds
my voice is higher than a whistle for dogs
that's why you can't tell what i'm saying at all
it sounds like gibberish writing words was a waste
but it doesn't matter cause i look great
i'm the guy who's screaming
it's distracting from me!
thinks this song is saying
is so obsessed with trans
the best way to get coverage
i'm getting sick of this caitlin shit
taking away my newsworthiness
wait that gives me a good idea
an awesome brillilant plan
i'll lose the skirt and pull my hair to the back
then stuff my crotch and put on a fake mustache
i'll leak a photo online to tmz
and all attention will be back on me
she can't say that bullshit about this great country
i'm here to deport that mexican girl now
for things she said putting amercians down!
you can't deport me and i'm not mexican
get off of me you stupid racist pig!
that you should be drinking
this chick is coming home with me