focused af

walk in the party with my dick in my hand

straight to the bathroom with my dick in my hand

you wanna step up i got the brick in my hand

then leave your ass face down with my dick in my hand

i'm mark mcgwirey buff not wirey

alex p. keaton is who i admirey

and i know that it's true

'cause i read it in your diary

your spirit

your bat

and your crotch all firery

bash brothers

fast lovers

we be fuckin' faster than chattering teeth

we chattering teeth

we're two little jack rabbits fucking in our cleats

all you silly billy big ol' titty biddies

wanna see my willy-dilly vibing me willy-nilly

and we getting silly honeys but i don't mean silly funny

snow bunny

city bunny

even ms. mcgillicuddy

and we're making silly money

while you play with silly putty

then i'm bashing with my buddy

and i'm bashing with my buddy

wearing fashion with my buddy

playing saxes with my buddy

snorting a relaxant

while evading taxes with my buddy

i'm a gladiator

my body's a machine

i hit home runs

'cause i'm focused as fuck

where is the limit

and what is the goal

to make dad love me

to make dad finally love me!

i got 100 cardboard cutouts of kathy ireland all in one room

i run through that shit naked make them all watch me fuck myself with a broom

oh

kathies

all my kathies

you're the only ones that know my pain

and you're the only ones that see my shame

hey yo

jose

come on

man we're late for the game!