vanz can't dance
but he'll steal your money
watch him or he'll rob you blind. out in the street a crowd is gatherin'
pushed down by the heat of the building
they're wantin' to dance. makin' their way up the street
a boy with a pig and a radio;
little billy can work on the crowd
put 'em into a trance
for the little pig vanz. you're watchin' 'em dance
not a care in the world;
so billy and vanz get busy
they're makin' their move;
the little pig knows what to do
he's silent and quick
just like oliver twist;
before it's over
your pocket is clean
a four-legged thief paid a visit on you.